The bookkeeper +++
Your books are technically "done."
You still don't know if you're actually okay.
Professor Quick is more than a bookkeeper. This is the person you call when a CPA question, a payroll headache, or a scary letter from the IRS lands on your desk, and you need someone who's already seen it before.
Signature promise
"Got a scary letter? That's exactly what we're here for."
Dirk Haupt has spent decades sitting on the owner's side of the desk. He knows what an IRS notice actually means, and how to answer it.
Where owners usually get stuck
Any of these sound familiar?
Tap the ones that feel true. We'll pick up from there in a quick, honest self-check. Not a sales pitch.
The bookkeeper +++ framework
A bookkeeper records what happened.
Professor Quick tells you what it means, and handles what comes next.
Accuracy
Books done right, reconciled and organized every month.
Insight
A CFO-level read on what your numbers actually say.
Representation
CPA, HR, and IRS handled directly, on your behalf.
Response
Scary letters, notices, and deadlines don't sit on your desk alone.
Core Bookkeeping
The foundation, done right
- Accurate monthly books, reconciled and organized
- Clean records ready for tax season and lenders
- A single source of truth you can actually read
Advanced Support & Representation
Where most bookkeepers stop, we start
- IRS & state notice response, the "scary letter" desk
- Direct coordination with your CPA on real questions
- Payroll & HR compliance sanity checks
- CFO-level read on cash, margin, and where the risk lives
Pricing
One plan. One clear price.

Built on real operating experience
Dirk Haupt has sat on your side of the desk.
Decades of owning and operating small businesses. Not theory, not a certification hanging on a wall. Dirk built Professor Quick because he watched too many owners get handed a set of "clean" books and still have no idea what to do next.
The result is a bookkeeper who reads your numbers like a CFO, coordinates with your CPA like a peer, and answers the IRS like someone who's been there before, because he has.
Read Dirk's storyWhat clients say
"Dirk doesn't just do our books. He tells us what they mean. When we got a state notice we didn't understand, he handled it. That alone paid for the year."
Small business owner, Professor Quick client
Common questions
Straight answers
How is this different from a regular bookkeeper?
A regular bookkeeper records transactions. Professor Quick reads them like a CFO, then handles the CPA, HR, and IRS follow-through that usually falls to you.
What if I already have a CPA?
Perfect. We coordinate directly with your CPA on real questions, so you're not stuck playing telephone between two professionals.
What happens if I get a letter from the IRS mid-engagement?
You forward it, we open it. Notice response is part of what you're already paying for. It's the whole reason the +++ exists.
What's the time commitment to get started?
One 30-minute consultation, then a short onboarding to hand off records. Most clients are fully live within two weeks.
Is this only for established businesses or also early-stage?
Both. If you're pre-revenue and want to set things up right, we'll tell you. If you're established and drowning, that's our sweet spot.
Your next step
Let's find out if we're the right fit.
Free consultation. Dirk personally responds within one business day.
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